Quotes from Episode11 – Blues from Laurel Canyon

Ashby hosts a party to celebrate the publication of Mia’s book. Becca is devastated to catch Damien cheating on her. Charlie destroys his marriage. Ashby collapses at a most inopportune time.charlie-9461652

Here’s a thought. Maybe the two people in this conversation who have never been married should shut the fuck up and not pass judgment on the one who has.

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It’s recently come to my attention that men cannot be trusted.

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It’s gonna take that dude 15 years before he realises what he’s missing. He’s missing a lot, because you’re fucking magic. If that’s too long to wait, I can get Lemmy from Motorhead to cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.

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You can’t stop a girl fight. You might accidentally hit one of them.

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You have to squeeze one out of the chamber, let the good stuff come through.

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Things fall apart. They break. That’s life.

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No matter what you did, don’t give up. Do not give up. Because if she loves you, she’ll forgive you.

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There is no life without love. None worth having, anyway.

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Integrity. That’s a fine quality in a mistress.

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Not everyone is freakishly tall!