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Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.
If I can make you laugh like that, why can’t we be together? That’s what I don’t understand.
You don’t want to be with me. You think… I know you think you do. But if I were to give myself to you, you would run for the hills, ’cause you’re not in love with me. You’re in love with the idea… The idea of love.
That is a prime example of what’s wrong with the younger generation today – you leave nothing to the imagination.
Things fall apart. They break. That’s life.
Friends don’t let friends bang each other’s soul mates.
It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.
Put down those shuffleboard sticks. Marcy’s coming to suck your dicks!
Going to my mother’s makes me want to do drugs! A lot of ‘em!
The satanic bible is actually the ultimate self-help book. It’s not about worshipping the devil. It’s about believing in yourself first and foremost and not wasting your time on psychic vampires. If you read it, You might learn a thing or two because it actually makes a hell of a lot more sense than the gobbledygook you’re passing off on the average everyday barnes & noble bottom-feeder. That’s right – I’ve read your book. I want my money back.