Make me an offer, I’ll counter the shit out of it. We will handle this like the proud, beautiful black men we are.

There’s a limit to how much someone can get fucked in the ass without getting paid for it!

Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.

I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.

Last time we tried anal during the light of day… Not pretty, remember?

That’s where I come in. I’ll sell the shit out of it.

Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.

Do I get any credit for all the assistants I didn’t fuck?

Your voice is a shotgun blast to all the pretentious fucks who pollute this once-great city of yours.

What I cannot do is resist the allure of a powerful woman.