Make me an offer, I’ll counter the shit out of it. We will handle this like the proud, beautiful black men we are.
There’s a limit to how much someone can get fucked in the ass without getting paid for it!
Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.
I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.
Last time we tried anal during the light of day… Not pretty, remember?
That’s where I come in. I’ll sell the shit out of it.
Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.
Do I get any credit for all the assistants I didn’t fuck?
Your voice is a shotgun blast to all the pretentious fucks who pollute this once-great city of yours.
What I cannot do is resist the allure of a powerful woman.