All work and no ass-play makes Chuck a dull boy.
I may be easy, but I’m not sleazy.
Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.
I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.
Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.
what do you say the two of us knock off early, huh? Slip out of this business casual, nude-up in my “jacooze”, see what kind of sodomy laws we can break?
You know, parents tell their kids they can be anything they want when they grow up. But it’s not true. Not for everyone. Sometimes that can fuck you up a lot more than someone telling you you can’t do a goddamn thing.
Teenage girls are greatly overrated.
Don’t be niggardly with your emotions. Just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.