There is no life without love. None worth having, anyway.
No matter what you did, don’t give up. Do not give up. Because if she loves you, she’ll forgive you.
Here’s a thought. Maybe the two people in this conversation who have never been married should shut the fuck up and not pass judgment on the one who has.
It’s recently come to my attention that men cannot be trusted.
Things fall apart. They break. That’s life.
Integrity. That’s a fine quality in a mistress.
Not everyone is freakishly tall!
You have to squeeze one out of the chamber, let the good stuff come through.
You can’t stop a girl fight. You might accidentally hit one of them.
It’s gonna take that dude 15 years before he realises what he’s missing. He’s missing a lot, because you’re fucking magic. If that’s too long to wait, I can get Lemmy from Motorhead to cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.