Friends don’t let friends bang each other’s soul mates.

She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.

I’m offering you sex, and you want to talk? Has the earth spun off its axis?

A great father is a guy that gives it all up for his family and leaves his self-destructive bullshit at the door.

I’m just like my father. You know, there isn’t a woman that I’ve met that I haven’t fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years.

I consider that whole area – general area – my cock. Like, from my knees to my nipples – cock.