Don’t you sometimes wish you had two cocks? I do.

And here I was, planning to run for prom queen.

There’s a limit to how much someone can get fucked in the ass without getting paid for it!

One girl, two cocks, ultimate showdown.

I don’t let the crushing pressures of the workday world interfere with the richness of my life as a sexual being.

The chorus is the verse.

How are you gonna get what you want if you don’t ask for it?

Parents who truly love their children make sacrifices to home-school them.

Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!