All you haters can go fellate yourselves. Always whining about L.A., and how New York is like a holy land. Well, go the fuck… Move back there.

Everybody’s a fucking comedian.

No man should ever have to bear witness to his “oh” face.

He is who he is, Mom. You knew that when you jumped into the car with us. If you’re worried you made a mistake, that’s not his fault. You have to love him for who he is,not his potential.

I’m ankling! Runkle is ankling!

Let’s party while this bitch can still get wet.

You got to be careful. One wrong move and you end up the ass-licker.