I consider that whole area – general area – my cock. Like, from my knees to my nipples – cock.

It’s gonna take that dude 15 years before he realises what he’s missing. He’s missing a lot, because you’re fucking magic. If that’s too long to wait, I can get Lemmy from Motorhead to cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.

You got to be careful. One wrong move and you end up the ass-licker.

Wow! For once, I believe you actually wrote something. I also believe that you should honestly consider never writing anything ever again.