Despite all evidence to the contrary, I am a gentleman.

Put down those shuffleboard sticks. Marcy’s coming to suck your dicks!

There’s a limit to how much someone can get fucked in the ass without getting paid for it!

Maybe we should have some sex, just fuck through the pain.

I wish you did speak English. I have a lot to discuss on the subject of accidental cunnilingus.

It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.

One girl, two cocks, ultimate showdown.

Who puts a fuckin’ bush there?

Everybody’s a fucking comedian.

Friends don’t let friends bang each other’s soul mates.