At the end of the day, it’s all about her. It’s always been about her
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. “Out of doors” is a place where penises don’t fare well – in the rain and the wind and all that… My homeless dick now must seek shelter from the storm where and whence it can.
“She’s my sister, my daughter, my sister… Oh, I’ll never figure it out without a cock in me!”
All you haters can go fellate yourselves. Always whining about L.A., and how New York is like a holy land. Well, go the fuck… Move back there.
Don’t you sometimes wish you had two cocks? I do.
I wish you did speak English. I have a lot to discuss on the subject of accidental cunnilingus.
It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.
One girl, two cocks, ultimate showdown.
Who puts a fuckin’ bush there?
Everybody’s a fucking comedian.