The simple fact remains, you fucked me and you didn’t want to have anything to do with me. That doesn’t sit well with the ladies.
I never intended to be famous, but I do like being the center of attention. It feels just like I thought it would… totally fucking great.
Do I get any credit for all the assistants I didn’t fuck?
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.